I Sold My Sense Of Humor For Some MAGIC BEANS

And now, another sprawling tract of internet real estate to develop and promptly abandon: Encyclopedia Llamatica
 
There is no real purpose to the site. It is based largely on a babelfished translation of another, less funny site known as Encyclopedia Dumbatica. Scientists have discovered by taking Encyclopedia Dumbatica's unfunny content and cycling it through Babelfish we've discovered it can actually be made funny. This is considered by many to be a great technological breakthrough because being funny is something Encyclopedia Dumbatica has never been able to do.
 
Because lulz is what's left after all the humor has been sucked out of a joke.

But don't take my word for it. I sold my sense of humor for some MAGIC BEANS.